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Name: pock
Country: United States
State: Oregon
Metro: Eugene
Birthday: 4/14/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: we play smash...and wow....and we sometimes but not really run....2 miles. then we buy donuts. and then we sleep.
Expertise: sleeping. and smashing. namely falco and young link.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
AIM:  xc2005runner
Member Since:
9/14/2005
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| christmas rocked...
i got the exact model of fold-up bike i wanted. see it here. mostly it was money tho, cuz my family usually has no idea what to get for me. link, i also bought two of those nerf guns you had. one for me and one for my brother. he loved it. also check out the phone i got. when i asked why it was so expensive, he said simply, "it's a sexy phone." i really couldn't argue with him. it is stainless steel, and i've already had sex with it. he was right, it left no stains.
i would also like to point out that we need to reunite on feb 2nd for the release of brawl. i'll bring the cocaine, i beleive that will give us optimal play time and give me an opportunity to master my chosen character, which will NOT be snake, who does not deserve a spot on the roster. i will enjoy tearing his beard off and making him into a pair of boots which i will wear while i'm dancing on whatever bloody pieces of him are left.
i think my friend annie should be reading this about now and she should click here. she got a Wii for christmas and "could care less." i told her if she still doesn't care after feb 2nd, i will assassinate her. i imagine her face looked something like this.
her face looks like this most of the time she's around me. partly because it's hard for her to tell me how she really feels about me, and partly because i am so radiant with divine awesomeness that she must squint her eyes when looking at me.
hope everyone's christmas was amazing. smash party after new years? i dunno where everyone is. i know mock is gone already...so we might just have to save it for corvallis, eugene or monmouth.
-p
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| i'm back in less than a week, and will be leaving in a couple of hours to go pick up my parents at the airport. it has been a sad sad day. being as this is the end of the program, all the people i have been living with for the last 3 months have left and now i am left here at the dorm virtually by myself. i am trying to keep myself preoccupied because it is really hard to think about all of them and how i will never see most of them again. in the past 12 hours, i have seen enough crying for a whole lifetime... yuck....anywayz. it sounds like pretty much no one will be in town when i get back....link in corvallis, mock and steph on a cruise and/or in monmouth. hans, scaling the vertical face of a volcano, or saving bus loads of children somewhere. jordan?? in town i think? and there will be pat. with no gamecube, and no asses to kick. its a shame you are all so scared, you had to run away for the holidays. i understand....my mad falco skills can be fairly intimidating, and i want you all to know i don't hold it against you. but if anyone's feeling brave starting the 20th, i will be waiting. -p | | |
| so you remember way back when i said "whatever you do, don't go to meatspin.com," because i knew you'd all go there wondering what i was talking about. well it seems that the internet (and humanity) have taken disgusting internet videos a step further. i just saw two of the most terrible videos i've ever seen in my life, and you know why? pride... i didn't think there was anything out there that could scare me, much less make me want to curl up in the fetal position and cry. so i watched two of the worse ones out there, two girls one cup, and kids in the sandbox. two girls one cup i could handle. it was disgusting, and i will never get rid of the images it burned into my brain, but i can live with that. there is a plethra of internet videos out there that show reactions of people who watched it. watch those before you decide to play it. a lot of people just throw up... then came kids in the sandbox. fuck that. allow me to save you the pain. a dude is getting a dildo rammed up his dick hole by some girl, but not before she dips it in sand. that's impossible, you might think to yourself. well it is, and this video proves it, with him screaming bloody murder when his dick splits right down the middle. i saw the first 3 seconds and walked out of the room. some one had to tell me the rest. i am not posting this so you'll watch it, i'm posting it so you won't watch it. also stay away from pain olympics. apparently its a bunch of german guys that hack their dicks of with a hatchet. there are some things that eyes should not see. if you feel really really brave, watch two girls one cup. beyond that, save yourself the agony. -p | | |
| it has been a hell of a trip, but i am spent on this place for a while. and i'm not just saying that because i have nothing but finals and presentations for the next two weeks. i miss you guys too. how is everyone's fall going? finals are this week yes? i'm sure you're owning them, and link, from what i've seen of your work, you are kicking some serious ass right now with all that graphic design stuff. mock it is good to hear you quit wow. i knew it would happen one day, what i want to know is what finally inspired you to give it up completely? or have you relapsed? i want the unabridged version when i get back. some one want to tell me where hans went? i miss hans.... jordan, how is your ankle? how is your ab? did you break something else that i haven't heard about yet? steph how is the job at the nursing home?? did you demand a raise? are you running? using those shot glasses we gave you? i can tell you that i, for one, have gotten pretty kickass at this whole japanese thing. but that is not all this trip has amounted to. i have gotten in WAY better shape since i've been here, and been in some pretty embarassing pictures, and i've made some really cool friends. I now have contacts in ireland, and that makes me feel like a badass. i have contacts in nebraska too, but who knows where nebraska is? i thought it was a city.....in canada.....apparently they have a lot of corn there tho, except it's not the kind you can eat. i'm moving back into my old house in eugene, for those of you who have seen it or have some idea of what i'm talking about (aka jordan/mock/steph). i'm pretty excited to live with them again, even if it does mean i'll be falling asleep and waking up to sex sounds every single day. *moan* *groan* *smack* various religous phrases "oh god, i see god, jesus christ, use the crucifix" and of course we can't forget the timeless classic *ow!* let your imaginations run wild. last but not least, where will all of you be after Dec 20th. that's when i get home, and i want to see as many of you as possible. update: ok so apparently hans IS back, i just didn't check before i posted this. sorry hans, and sorry about your hellcat. when simon's dog got out of line, he just peed on it, and it behaved from then on. it's a deep psychological thing for animals. if you pee on them, you own them, and they know that. if you are totally freaked out by that, then i'm just joking...if not, then i'm totally serious. -p | | |
| pat i dunno how to work facebook yet...so here i am using xanga to ask you a quick question.... i want to learn some japanese, what books did you use in your early classes so i can check some of them out on amazon, sadly there is no japanese course at western, so i was gonna try learning it myself! | | |
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